In which an insane scientist brings us back from the dead so we can interview a cloistered hillbilly and a witch, and we finish the series of stories of a man named Fuck.
These descriptions just get weirder and weirder.
Episode 16 - 'Johnny Carson Is Just The Worst'
In which we waste our time with another crappy guest that doesn't know how to do her job - entertainment reporter Dong Smith, we regret reading some fan letters, and psychic medium Expecto the Magnificent helps us commune with the dead.
Episode 15 - 'Goddamn S-Bend'
In which Matt and Nyssa begin with a bad judgement call and things get worse from there as they talk to PR-hack Mary Sherry, indulge another twisted Story Time, and interview someone who is not Kenny G.
Episode 14 - 'BOATS!'
In which we interview aspiring young celebrity Marine...Maureen...something, we return to Nostalgia Killer and have a look at the Disney film 'Mulan', and we hear some poetry and other such ramblings from an Australian bush poet only known as Darryl.
Episode 13 - 'Not Season 3, Episode 1'
In which it's CHRISTMAS! We interview Mrs Claus, Matt speaks to a bunch of uppity ghosts trying to tell him what to do, and Nyssa interviews Krampus, the Christmas Asshole.
Episode 11 - 'Schindler's List Is Trash'
In which we interview 5 famous British Davids, resolve some hypothetical situations, and interview amateur film reviewer Gladys Vance.
Episode 10 - Season 1 Finale
In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron are joined by meat-sack Carl Gregory for story-time, the disastrous return of Jennifer Love Reptile, and interviews with corpse-stylist Cadmium Thurman, and little twerps Scott and Taylor.
'Bradley Pooper' written by Carl Gregory
Episode 9 - 'Extra Special Friday Edition'
In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron tell a story of Slap, the not-gay boy, take callers for advice columnist Deanna del Pescado, and chat with German experimental film-maker Gress Scheßschterfescht.
Episode 8 - 'Robot Awareness Month'
In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron celebrate Robot Awareness Month by interviewing a representative of the Royal Robot Council of Australia, Fuckbot, the figurehead of the Royal Commission for Recommissioned Royal Robots, Queen Elizabeth II, and finish the episode with a mystery guest.
Featuring a submission from Carl Gregory
Episode 7 - 'Seed House'
In which friends of the podcast - Pat and Melissa - fill in for Matt and Nyssa, who have mysteriously disappeared in the wake of their alleged charity fraud. They conduct a special investigation into the developing situation with reporter Bindi Irwin, take some calls from the podcast's audience, and interview Tricia Merquet on the subject of her unconventional new dating advice book.
With a submission from Carl Gregory, A.K.A Steazy McWhale-Tits.
Episode 6 - 'Mumps, Measles, Hepatitis C-sles'
In which we rerun an old episode from the 20's featuring the glamorous Miriam Snipes and the lecherous Baron Munchausen-By-Proxy, a Nostalgia Killer review of George Melies' 'A Trip To The Moon', and eager young inventor Samuel Swift and his electrical cure-all treatment.
Episode 5 - The Dinner Party Small Talk S.O.S 'Save Our Show' Fundraiser Telethon and Variety Hour Podcast
A special hour-long episode in which we try to raise enough money to save the show from imminent financial ruin, featuring interviews with local superhero Captain Lung and spiritual advisor Phineas Fillet, a deep analysis of some cheap snacks, a chat with phone volunteers/returning guests Kev McCauley and Candy Crush, a moving tribute to those involved in the show that have passed, and a freestyle rap from rapper Beef Jerky.
Episode 4 - 'Hey Obama, That's My Heroin'
In which we kick Matt off the show, feature Space Jam and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure on Nostalgia Killer, finish Kanye West's original fiction, and interview energetic rapper and star of the reality show 'BJ's Love Pit', Beef Jerky.
Episode 3 - 'Party of Five'
In which we talk to Jennifer Love Hewitt's mother regarding her daughter's recent reptilian revelation, we learn about the latest innovation in home security - the SCRAM Home Protection Cannon, we read a short story submitted to us by Kanye West, and we talk to a young lady called Candy Crush regarding her upcoming legal stoush with King Games.
Episode 2 - 'Pussy Boat'
In which we discuss snacks and some crazy forms of Japanese locomotion, Carl Sagan reports on a nasty accident, we ruin more of your childhood memories with Nostalgia Killer, and explore uptight politician Barton Cranberry's hidden talent.
Episode 1 - 'Fruit House'
In which you get to know us, an elderly person dies on air, we discuss our opinions on Roland Emmerich and Gremlins, and we interview unlikely business mogul Kev McCauley.